I'm the great Cornholio, I'm Cornholio! I want TP for my bunghole. Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!! You may take, but you will never take away my bunghole!!

Everybody bow down to the almighty Cornholio.
Everybody bow down to the almighty Cornholio.

Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!!
I'm the great Cornholio!

Everybody bow down to the almighty Cornholio.

Smoke is in the house! get out! I'm the great smokedholio!!